The amazing random story and a first post- ever

heres a story that is random.

"hokay little kids, so todays story involves a goat and a glass of water. SHAT AP little kids and listen!

oh kay, so one mint and five peices of soap later the little goat, faloulou, ate his first peice of grass ever.
faloulou decided the likes to eat the grass, but it causes him to throw up...
so he takes a hoe and chunks it at the nearest tree because he feels like it and he wants to try eating a sloth
(he is hoping to knock one out of a tree)

ne wayz... he hit the tree and knocked down 5 sickles, 19 acorns, a mad squirrel, a potato, and an umbrella...
after suffing the acorns down the mad squirrel to shut him up, faloulou decides to plan the potato and go buy a large glass of water.
he buys the glass because the squirrel is choking...
but he cant find a glass of water so he administers cpr on the squirrel and the squirrel lives to chatter another day

and thus Foamy was born...he immeadiatly starts ranting about stuipid goats

so now faloulou is left with just the umbrella
he is not a smart ass so faloulou decides to jump off a cliff with the umbrella unopened... to sad result...

the umbrella exploded!!!!
faloulou then lands into a dam and causes it to teleport to the moon
so, as we know that the moon is made to cheese, the dam is not good for the moon, therefore...

happy chinese man to the rescue!

this amazing chinese is working to save the moon and faloulou (because he some how got stuck) from destruction at a rate of 3$ an hour!

once the moon is safe... the chinese turns communist and attacks Jupiter (hey i am writing the story, you shut up and listen to it)

but the chinese gets killed by a cattle prod and drowns...

THE END, or is it...

well... i do have a continuation to that story... but that will come at a later date...

EDIT (DEMONIIIK): yes i understand that the story was not posted by me, i understand that my prophecy was not included (it was left at school over summer.... so we may never see it again, i will attempt to reproduce what i remeber from it on here someday...), and yes. i understand thats two posts in one day even though we havent even posted for several months. deal with it. its called summer. theres nothing to do. were so kind. love us. I SAID LOVE US B!@#$. lol.

The Catch Up Game? WTF Is This Ketchup Game? I Don't Want Homework While Testing Tomato Based Products!!!

spoiled teenager:"oh my GAWD i just got my nails done and theyre like so shiny and pretty what do you think? omg omg omg!"
eerie man: "thats great."
eerie man: "kill kerby."
spoiled teenager: "...WHAT????? but hes so cute!!!!!!!!"
eerie man: "thats nice."
eerie man: "do it now."
eerie man: "......bitch."
spoiled teenager: "WHAT DID U JUST CALL ME???? ILL BITCH SLAP U.... ummm.... BITCH!"
eerie man: "....insecure girl."
eerie man: "kill him."
eerie man: "we dont have all day."
spoiled teenager: "...fine mister..... (under breath) i liked jiminy cricket better..."
eerie man: "I HEARD THAT BITCH!"

ne wayz. after abduction by multiple clans of monkeys, we have finally returned and begun finishing our barely started work. were very determined to finish, although we know this will probably just fall over and die again. you can tell because of the stressed looks on our faces.

(insert random picture here with huge grin)

so you get the idea.

anyway... were back to making cards.... and such.

not that anyone reads this. (i would say anymore. HAH.)

ryan is officially a member. (well unofficially... still workin out a few kinks)


3. 2. 1. Buboom! SHOOM! Zing-A-Da-Zing Pow Pow Pow Pow! .........pop. Pop. POP! Die. Dead. Ouch.

btw... the title of this post..... that would be the announcer at the races on a shugar high (i shpeeled it like that on purpose)

ok me and ryan have made yet another pact...... and this one we intend on KEEPING

(history of pacts:
rewrite shakespeare movie-wise and call it "Shakespeare..... STONED".... we gave up after the first day or so....
create "reglued" magic set made of our own random cards..... we had it goin good but were losing interest
train the fluffy bunnies to do our evil bidding and take over the world.... wait when did we agree on that???)

ok we want to learn FLASH and make internet cartoons..... such as a remake of the badger song, animate the comet song, and bring to life an original story by ryan....

the story will be posted alongside my prophecy which i plan to post by this coming wednesday

(if theres ANYONE reading this email me at DEMONIIIK@hotmail.com and tell me so.... otherwise we'll just start using this as a database with a voice)


The Sticker, The Monkeys, And.... THE CARDS!!!

OK then we have a logo coming up.... i just need to get a hack for psp.... too lazy though... and then i can touch it up... mabye even start up a shop and make a bumper sticker with our logo.... which of course will be changed many times... forcing you to buy more and more and more.... (the STARBUCKS theory.... overprice it and make it addictive (hey what do you think they sell coffee for anyways? its got CAFFEINE!!!))

as for the cards..... we've started to lose interest in actually making cards, now that we can just banter randomly with our shiny new AIM handles....... but we'll keep track and get to it someday.....

to those of you actually reading this..... HOLY SHIT!!!

and as for the monkeys.... one day they will take over the world... i've got the prophecy written down somewhere.... ill copy it to this when i get a copy of it for myself....

peece out pplz......

(ryan still cant post i think..... so mabye someday well actually hear from HIM as well!)

play stick avalanche 2. its awesome. and addictive.


Sneak Preview

ok just a sneak preview of what were working on....

new keyword - (card type) Quickening (#) - when a card in play says this, all (card type)s cost # (colorless) less
ex. instant quickening 3 and instant quickening 2 in play, you play an instant that costs 4UU, it would cost UU instead

new keyword - Meteor (#) - when creature with this ability comes into play, it deals # damage to each opponent and all of their cards, including their hand, graveyard, in play, in their backpack, etc. instants are considered 0/3, sorceries 0/4, artifacts 0/2, and lands 0/6.

new card -
(Art - little dude with huge left foot)
Legendary Creature - Foot (RG)
Trample, rampage 3.
Big Foot gets +2X/+2X where X is your shoesize-4
"oops sorry to squash your house...."

example if your shoe size was 6, Big Foot wouldget +4/+4, making him 12/10.

thats all for now, adios people